Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...