Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...