Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...