If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...