Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.