CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...