Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...