51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...