I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Amazing talking cow
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The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Top ten least popular self help books
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Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...