Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...