Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...