What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!