Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...