Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...