How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
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What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
After years of psychotherapy…
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The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
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Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!