Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...