Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...