Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...