What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...