The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...