Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...