Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?