yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
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My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
The Reverend
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Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...