Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...