Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...