What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
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Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
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|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...