Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...