Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...