Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....