The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...