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Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
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I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
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Old Chinese proverb
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Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
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