The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...