Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...