Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
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1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Getting in an accident
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What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
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Half a year to live
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A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...