What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...