Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...