Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...