Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...