Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...