Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...