A Senior Citizen
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Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...