Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
About one mile a day!
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Been In College Too Long…
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OLD NEVER DIES 10
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Pregnant Polish Girl
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Is that your horse?
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Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...