You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...