Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...