Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...