Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...