Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...