10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...