My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...