Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!