Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!