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A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...