Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...