What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...