The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.