Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...