Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...