Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...