A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...